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My Beard Is the Only Hair That Should Be Between Your Legs
$12.00
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Say it with a straight face. Bold four-line embroidered patch, white thread on black with a clean merrowed border — built for jackets, vests, bags, and gear.
- Size: approx. 4" x 2.5"
- Durable embroidered construction with merrowed border
- Choose Iron-On or Velcro (hook & loop) backing
- Other colorways available — contact us for custom color requests
- Buy more, save more — discounts auto-apply at checkout
A blunt, funny addition to any biker patch collection.
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Discover the essence of luxury and comfort with our premium fabrics collection. Carefully selected for their superior quality, these fabrics offer a blend of elegance and durability, enhancing both the look and feel of every garment.
Discover Your Perfect Size
Finding the perfect fit has never been easier with our detailed size guide.
Bust
XS: 31-32 inches
S: 33-34 inches
M: 35-36 inches
L: 37-38 inches
XL: 39-40 inches
XXL: 41-42 inches
Waist
XS: 23-24 inches
S: 25-26 inches
M: 27-28 inches
L: 29-30 inches
XL: 31-32 inches
XXL: 33-34 inches
Hips
- XS: 33-34 inches
- S: 35-36 inches
- M: 37-38 inches
- L: 39-40 inches
- XL: 41-42 inches
- XXL: 43-44 inches
My Beard Is the Only Hair That Should Be Between Your Legs
Iron-On / 1
$12.00
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